- Anti Joke

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

quantum physics?

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back