- Anti Joke

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.