- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Jordan is pregant

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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