- Anti Joke

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Anti Joke

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease