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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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