knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Dane Cook makes a joke.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Anti Joke

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