What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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