A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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