- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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