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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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