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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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