Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Im taking a shit right now.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

this website is a bad joke

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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