I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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