- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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