What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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