- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Yo Mama just died.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

You are joking right?

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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