A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Small Penis.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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