- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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