- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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