- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What is older than history?

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A chicken walks into a barn.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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