- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

My spelling is horrible

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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