- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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