- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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