How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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