antonio has a penis head.lol

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

where's mom I killed her

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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