Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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quantum physics?

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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