- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

i saw amango it splootered

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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