- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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