- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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