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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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