Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A lot eh?

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

God is real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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