- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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