- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

pobody's nerfect

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Granny porn!

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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