- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Jesus Christ

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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