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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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