- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What is green and slow Grass.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

where's mom I killed her

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

You are joking right?

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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