Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Denard Robinson

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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