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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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