How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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