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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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