- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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