why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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A man penetrates another man.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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