i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What do I hate? people

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Anti Joke

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