- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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