- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

like this or you will die at some point in your life

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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