- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Your girlfriend.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

someone called someone else a frog

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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