- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

"Knock knock." "Come in."

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

All of these jokes are about white people

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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