Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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