I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Women's Rights

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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