- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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