- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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