A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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