- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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