what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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