Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Anti Joke

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