- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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