What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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