- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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