What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Women.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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