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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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