- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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