- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

womens rights.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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