- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

So this guy was making a sandwich...

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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