- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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