- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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