The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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