- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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