:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

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