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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

The child was fired from his job.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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