- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

Sarah Palin.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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