- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Death by kayak

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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