- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's brown an sticky Shit

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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