- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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