Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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