- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What's better than a stick? A stone

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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