-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Anti Joke

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