- Anti Joke

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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