Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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