Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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