- Anti Joke

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

woman's rights

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome