- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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