- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

what did one computer say to the other .........

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Where's my baby??

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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