- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

can you touch your toes? no

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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