How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Anti Joke

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