Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

My cat just died.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

whos on the right track? lady gaga

I'm Polish.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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