- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

The adventures of Helen Keller:

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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