What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Your big dick.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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