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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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