- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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