- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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