Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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