A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

thumb_up thumb_down -3

"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

thumb_up thumb_down -3

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops