Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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