- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??