Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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