Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A blind man walks into a library.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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