Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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