Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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