What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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