- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

you will like this because i am black.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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