Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Jimmy Saville

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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