- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

America

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

This is an anti-joke.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Take part of what?

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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