- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Yo Momma So Fat!

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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