Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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