- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

A bar walks into a man

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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