- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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