- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

A muslim walks into a gun shop

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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