Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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