Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Massie is a fatass

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Dyslexia ruels!

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

9/11

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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