What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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