A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Jimmy Saville

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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