Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Fine, ladies first.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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