How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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