What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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