- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Hello

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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