- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

haha black people :D

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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