Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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