- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What's upside down? umop apisdn

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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