- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

alert('The Game')

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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