Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Jimmy Saville

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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