Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Anti Joke

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