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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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