U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Read a Book.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Anti Joke

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