- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

A woman walks into a bar.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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