Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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guess what? bannanas

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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