- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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