- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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