A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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