Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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