- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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