- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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