A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Jordan is pregant

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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