- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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