Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Why so serious ?

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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