A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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i saw amango it splootered

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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