What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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