- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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