So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Dumb

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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