- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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