What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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star wars kid

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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