i saw amango it splootered

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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