- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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