- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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