Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Alchohol.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Where's my baby??

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

lol

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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