Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

you will like this because i am black.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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