- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Women's Rights

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Women outside of the kitchen.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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