person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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