What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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