Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Matthew Baker

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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