Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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