- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Carrot fingers

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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