- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Feminism

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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