- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

what do you call your mama at the gas station

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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