What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

thumb_up thumb_down -5

OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

binladin walks into the american seals

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A woman walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

thumb_up thumb_down -7

roses are red poo is poo

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops