- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

knock knock who's there ?

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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