- Anti Joke

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

I have a really funny joke.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Allah walked into AK Bar

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.