knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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