- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

i saw amango it splootered

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??