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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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