A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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roses are red poo is poo

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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