- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Roses are red Im adopted

How you know when dislextic

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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