- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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