- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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