- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Weaner

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Knock Knock Who's there

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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