- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.