- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

a black man pays his child support

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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