DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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