- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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