A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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