The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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