- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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