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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

every knight i see an owl at window

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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