- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

How many light bulbs? 1

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

knock knock come in

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Obama lin Baden.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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