A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Anti Joke

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