When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

JUST KIDDING^

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

did you stub your toe?

woman's rights

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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