- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

These Jokes suck.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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