Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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dallen loves penis

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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