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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What do you call a black man? A person

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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