- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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