Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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9/11 my birthday

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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