Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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