A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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