why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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