Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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