Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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