What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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. . I am a whale

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Knock Knock.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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