Fat? Jesse Z

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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