In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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