What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

. . I am a whale

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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