Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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