- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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