What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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