- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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