- Anti Joke

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.