what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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My cat just died.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Denard Robinson

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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