What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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