Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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