- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

I have read the terms and conditions

So this guy was making a sandwich...

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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