Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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