A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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