Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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knock knock Goodbye

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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