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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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