while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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