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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

why did your mum die young because she had canser

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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