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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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