- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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