Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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civil rights

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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