- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Happy Monday!

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

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