How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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