what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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outside your comfort zone

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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i'm hard

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Jesus Christ

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Anti Joke

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