- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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