- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Faithful men.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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