What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Justin Bieber

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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