How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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the economy.

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knock knock come in

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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