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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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