- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Roses are red Im adopted

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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