- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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