- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

like if your cool

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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