- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

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