- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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