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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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How old are you? 7

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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