Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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My jeans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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