- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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