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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What's 1+1? 69.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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