how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

Your Mom The End.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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