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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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A man did not like this site

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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