What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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