- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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