- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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