- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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