- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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