Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Haha, I get it..

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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