Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

whats the stage after cancer? you die

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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