- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

whats brown and sticky? Doody

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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