- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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