you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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