A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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