A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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