What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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civil rights

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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