- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Dwarf Shortage

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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