Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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FUCK YOU

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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alert('The Game')

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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