- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

womens rights

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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