A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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69.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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