2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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