- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Ross.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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