- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why do fat people commit suicide

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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