- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

A man died.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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