A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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