What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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bite me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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