Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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