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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

roses are red poo is poo

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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