What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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