Who is Dank? A: Billal

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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