- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Dane Cook makes a joke.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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