Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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