Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

What page are you on The gay page.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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