3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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