My mom

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Read a Book.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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like if your cool

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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