Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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