What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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